Questions I ask myself trudging ass uphill before dawn in the dumping ass cold rain
Q: Are your feet dry?
Q: Did you sleep indoors?
Q: Choose: brown or green?
Q: Did your wife have corn muffins right out of the oven ready when you got home last night and did your daughter butter a muffin for you and say close your eyes so that when you opened your eyes you would be so happy and surprised to find, right there next to a plate of steaming greens from the farm and beans, a dinner your very grandpa would love, did you open your eyes to find so glad a warm muffin buttered just so for you?